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It's been quite the week!

Well, I know I've had many of you hanging on the edge of your seat, wanting to know if I ever heard back from This guy. You will all be happy to know that I have. we are currently in negotiations regarding his price. Specifically, he usually charges $60 per hour for Ninja services, but is willing to give me a %40 discount if I am willing to front the money for his drivers license test. I'm mulling it over.




I also saw Transformers 2 on Thurs night at the Imax. since the show started at 9:30 and is 2 1/2 hrs long and was in SLC, we ended up getting home well after my bed-time, but it was well worth it. And for all of you that claim I am devoid of emotion because I don't cry, I totally welled up during this movie. I won't spoil the show by telling you when, (you can E-mail me if you have questions), but I will tell you it had nothing to do with a 30 foot tall Megan Fox!












On Saturday, I went down the the fairgrounds To work ARS's booth at the Cruise-In for a couple of hours. I always think that I live in a really nice community. Until I have to go to the Fairgrounds for something. I swear %85 of White Trash America hibernates 50 weeks out of the year, and only comes out during the Cruise-In, and the county fair. Wich brings me to the poll below, take it and let me know what you think!!!!

Conversations with Ninjas

So, This Guy
advertises himself as a Ninja for hire. Now, I personally think that it would be quite entertaining to employ a ninja. So, I emailed him.

Unfortunately he has yet to respond. This is terribly disapointing to me, as I can think of soooooo many scenarios that would be that much better if a ninja were present. Just imagine, you walk into some type of club, and security says "excuse me sir, you can't bring that Katana in here" at wich point, I would turn and say "it's OK, he's with me, he's my ninja" Tell me that wouldn't be incredibly entertaining!!!

Anyway, moral to the story is, if you're going to advertise services on KSL.com you should be prepared to perform said services.

Too True

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, half as much worth doing, as simply messing about in boats. ~Kenneth Graham from "Wind in the Willows"

I love this blog!

Just a quick note to tell you to check this Blog out, this lady is incredibly funny, and I think the world needs more moms like this!!!

Taxation without Nomination

It seems that Mr. Obama is having some troubles filling positions in the white house. With Tom Daschle having to resign his nomination for Health and Human Services secretary as a result of his non-payment of $128,000 in federal taxes. Add to that Nancy Killefer having to withdraw her nomination for the new position as the federal governments Chief Performance Officer, as a a result of her not payin unemployment taxes on household staff. Who is he going to nominate next? Mike Tyson?

But in all seriousness, if Obama is looking to replace Secretary of Defense Robert Gates, I suggest Dog The Bounty Hunter. Not only would dog be able to find Osama Bin-Laden, after he caught him, Dog would give Osama one last cigarette, and explain to him how he needs to find Jesus.

Some interesting statistics

Professor Joseph Olson of Hemline University School of Law, St. Paul ,
Minnesota , points out some interesting facts concerning the Presidential
election:
Number of States won by: Democrats: 19 Republicans: 29
Square miles of land won by: Democrats: 580,000
Republicans: 2,427,000
Population of counties won by: Democrats: 127 million
Republicans: 143 million
Murder rate per 100,000 residents in counties won by:
Democrats: 13.2
Republicans: 2.1

Professor Olson adds: "In aggregate, the map of the territory Republican
won by Republicans was mostly the land owned by the taxpaying citizens
of the country.
Democrat territory mostly encompassed those citizens living in
government-owned tenements and living off various forms of government
welfare.
Professor Olson believes the United States is now somewhere between the
"complacency and apathy" phase of Professor Tyler's definition of
democracy, with some forty percent of the nation's population already
having reached the "governmental dependency" phase.

If Congress grants amnesty and citizenship to twenty million illegals and they vote, then we can say goodbye to the
USA in fewer than five years